Travel, As Explained By Mean Girls

Mean Girls, the 2004 teen comedy is so fetch.

All of the important things are best explained in Mean Girls quotes. The scary thing is, I didn’t have to look any of these up. Enjoy.

1. What you might as well have said when you had your first cultural-fail: 

2. When you ask someone standing outside your hostel for directions:

3. When you spot your favorite booze in the Duty Free.

“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”

4. Is there WiFi here?

5. The couple that absolutely just joined the mile high club…ew.

6. When someone tries to convince you to pay twenty Euro for a bar crawl.

7. Trying to figure out what to wear so that you don’t look so damn American.

8. When searching for decent vodka at the local grocery store.

9. The man sitting next to you on the plane who smells like brussel sprouts.

“Danny Devito! I love your work!”

10. When you get King Tut’s Revenge for the first time.

11. Mixing up your travel bottles when you arrive at a new hotel.

“All we’ve done is make her face smell like a foot.”

12. Using words like “hyphy” or “sick” to a group of Europeans.

13. Buying a new perfume so you come home smelling French.

14. When jetlag catches up with you…

15. When you max out on American food the second you get home. 

Lena Kazer

Lena is a Chicago native, her travel style consists of red cowboy boots that make her feel like she can take over the world. She adores Peru and can't travel without her journal to draw or write in.