When it comes to planning a memorable romantic, sexy getaway, it’s about time we put down the Danielle Steele novel and get a little more creative.

While anyone can chase the perfect sunset, or historical bridge that begs for a lengthy, nun-terrorizing smooch, finding the toe-curling destination you desire requires some research. We’ve delved into the depths of our travel expertise and stoked the fires of our lusty world-love to find you the top romantic cities in the world. These 17 vacation spots have been chosen for couples with a global every-room-in-the-house complex. I respect you and your ambition. Let’s do this.
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Kerala, India: Whether you’re a couple that loves a soul-centering yoga retreat or just wants to feast on curry and rice, you’ll find relaxation and peace in Kerala. (Photo credit: Flickr/KV Gopalakrishnan)

Vienna, Austria: Feel all of the time-is-but-an-illusion feels as you steep yourself in old timey gorgeousness. A kiss on the river is mandatory. (Photo credit: Flickr/Dragan Brankovic)

Toledo, Spain: Drink deep red wine, gaze over castles and remnants of another time, feel increasingly like a Disney Prince(ss)… (Photo credit: Flickr/Chris Fry)

Santorini, Greece: If the clear blue water and stunning Grecian cityscape aren’t enough for you, take a boat out to see the volcano from the water at sunset. You’ll never feel FOMO again. (Photo credit: Flickr/Mariusz Kluzniak)

Kyoto, japan: Two words: cherry blossoms. Kyoto possesses the potential to kiss beneath falling petals that aren’t being thrown at you by your family/friends. (Photo credit: Jetset Times)

Queenstown, New Zealand: Your mind will be blown by the natural beauty you encounter in New Zealand. Experience it with someone you love and your life may hit its peak. (Photo credit: Flickr/Trey Ratcliff)

Tetamanu Village, French Polynesia: You will literally question whether a place like this possibly exists. It does. You’re welcome. (Photo credit: Flickr/Eole Wind)

Jobo’s Beach, Puerto Rico: Maybe the perfect place to try aqua-aerobics for the first time, if you know what I mean. (Photo credit: Flickr/Yaniv)

Tulum, Mexico: It’s hard to not feel randy on a beach soaked in end-of-day sun glow. Am I right? (Photo credit: Flickr/Brook Ward)

Koh Samui, Thailand: This island off the coast of Thailand is a sanctuary for beach-loving travelers eager to experience Thai culture. (Photo credit: Flickr/Steve Jurvetson)

Antigua, Guatemala: Another historical site to explore, Antigua is a great location for those who appreciate architecture and also desire adventurous experiences, which are easily accessible. (Photo credit: Flickr/Alredo Miguel Romero)

Edinburgh, Scotland: If you love rolling green hills and drinking whiskey, book your flight pronto. (Photo credit: Flickr/Jesús Belzunce Gómez)

Istanbul, Turkey: Get off of the beaten romantic-destination path and sip Raki with the love of your life. (Photo credit: Flickr/Oberazzi)

Lima, Peru: The jagged coastline, the fresh seafood, the pulsating nightlife… (Photo credit: Flickr/Geraint Rowland)

Laguna Busa, Ecuador: Act like you don’t want to have your Little Mermaid fantasies come true in that rustic, built-for-two canoe. Welcome to South America, good luck ever leaving. (Photo credit: Flickr/ Jorge Luis G)

Prague, Czech Republic: For the couple that loves to wander hand-in-hand, Prague has all of the history, charm, and dimly lit cobblestone streets you need for a cultured and lusty vacation. (Photo credit: Flickr/Fullcex)

Constance Halaveli Resort, Maldives: The Maldives is scarily idyllic, with oceanic vistas as generous and unyielding as your libido. (Photo credit: Flickr/Mac Qin)