It just so happens that three of my favorite spots happen to have “star” in the name, a shared commonality that can only be fate.

When it comes to Chicago bars, I’ll be up front with you: I get around. Listen, how can you expect a girl to commit in a city like Chicago? I’ve pounded the pavement from the stiletto hell of the Viagra Triangle to joints that play jazz after 3 AM in Logan Square. Over time I have become fairly loyal to the west side of the city, where they accept my shrunken T-shirts as going-out-wear and don’t lose their train of thought when they see my nose ring. It just so happens that three of my favorite spots for hitting the sauce trace a 1.6 mile line through Wicker Park, from Chicago Avenue to North Avenue. Each also happens to have “star” in the name, a shared commonality that can only be fate. I get randy just thinking about the bar crawl possibilities for you visitors from out of town. Faux rip your jeans and get ready for a night out in the hipster bunghole of Chi-City I know and love.
1. Big Star
1531 N Damen Chicago, IL 60622 (map, website)
Big Star is a drunchies-haven for the starving Wicker Park crowd. After a night of bar hopping, the outdoor seating beckons you to take a load off and enjoy some dank tacos al fresco. When it comes to their drink menu, I’m a sucker for the Big Star Margarita ($9), made with Lunazul Blanco tequila, Vida Mescal, Maria Brizard Orange Curacao, and lime. My taco of choice is the Taco Al Pastor ($3), made with marinated spit roasted pork shoulder, grilled pineapple, green onion, and of course – fresh cilantro. My heavily intoxicated friends often prefer the Walking Taco ($3). This portable Frito bag is pumped with spicy pinto bean dip, tamazula salsa, crema, chihuahua queso, onion, and cilantro. At 3 bucks a pop it’s easy to go crazy on these tacos, and I heavily recommend you do so immediately.

2. Five Star
1424 W Chicago Avenue Chicago IL, 60642 (map, website)
Five Star is a low-key dive bar with an excellent draft beer selection. Located in West Town, the bar draws locals for a game of pool and some surprisingly gastronomical pub-grub. The Duck Ruben ($13) will knock the beanie off your head, a savory mouthful of Pastrami Spiced Maple Leaf Farms Duck Confit, gruyere, duck cracklin’s, Russian dressing, and pickled cabbage on marbled rye. For those busy playing pool, try a Chicago-brewed pale ale like the Half Acre Daisy Cutter ($6, ABV 5.2%), with some Fried Chickpeas ($2) to nibble on – they’re spiced with something delicious that I can’t identify, maybe paprika? Find out for yourself and let me know.

3. Gold Star
1755 W. Division St. Chicago, IL 60622 (map, website)
Gold Star fits the revived grunge scene perfectly, a dimly lit dive that draws the flannel and torn-jean crowds of Wicker Park. There’s no kitchen, but the Tamale Guy stops in often to provide sustenance to the drunk and hungry. Gold Star is no high-heels high-hopes bar: it is a Division Street landmark with a free pool table, cheap beer ($4), and a crowd of regulars smoking cigarettes out front. Its charm lies in the well-stocked juke box, full of jazz and indie crooners that offer great relief from the Top 40 that shrieks and bumps through the North Side.
